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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MARY.

YOU’RE GETTING
STAFF. SORT OF.

AI WORK DAY

You already use AI. This is the version where it does some of the work.

DATA ENTRY$0.00

REDEEM WHEN ANNOYED ↗

● IN STOCK whenever calendars cooperate

DURATION
One day to start. Additional days included if the first day reveals that computers remain difficult.
SUITABLE FOR
Friends NYC, WYCO, and whatever else you accidentally start.
RETURNS
No. You’re stuck with me.
A kitschy AI Work Day gift kit on an olive worktable
NEW!ONE OR MORE
WORK DAYS
MARY
APPROVEDpending

FIG. 01 — ARTIST’S RENDERING. ACTUAL COMPUTER MAY VARY.

NOT AI 101✦NO PROMPT ENGINEERING✦NO THOUGHT LEADERSHIP✦MAY REDUCE DATA ENTRY✦
FIRST ITEM ON THE CHOPPING BLOCKCASE STUDY 001

AN UNNECESSARILY MANUAL CLASSIC

THE PDF
PURCHASE ORDER

We attempt to remove the human from most of this sentence.

FRIENDS NYCWHY IS THIS LIKE THIS

CURRENT WORKFLOW

  1. VENDOR EMAILS PDF PO$0.00
  2. HUMAN OPENS PDF04:12
  3. HUMAN TYPES EVERY LINE INTO RMH∞
  4. HUMAN QUIETLY AGES—
TOTAL DIGNITY$0.00

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NO REWARDS EARNED

AFTER, IF THE MACHINES COOPERATE

  1. AI reads PDFItem codes, quantities, costs.
  2. AI flags weirdnessNo improvising with money.
  3. AI prepares the boring partImport-ready, or as close as RMH permits.
  4. Mary approvesMary is no longer being used as a keyboard accessory.

* Automation subject to Retail Management Hero behaving like software.

ANYTHING THAT MADE YOU SAY
“THERE HAS TO BE A BETTER WAY.”

Now accepting tedious tasks from both current and future businesses.

01
A squishy manila contract folder toy with red warning flags

Contract review

Soft vinyl. Hard clauses. Six red flags included.

MAKE ROBOT TRY02
A yellow toy rotary phone wrapped in an impatient orange cord

Vendor follow-ups

Polite persistence, now with a very large redial button.

MAKE ROBOT TRY03
A blue googly-eyed megaphone dispensing blank receipt paper

Store marketing

For when the content calendar is staring back.

MAKE ROBOT TRY04
An orange cowboy boot desk caddy full of opening-day tools

WYCO opening things

A highly technical category of extremely normal errands.

MAKE ROBOT TRY05
A wind-up office wheel containing a stamp, clock, and blank forms

Recurring admin

If it repeats, it has volunteered.

MAKE ROBOT TRY06
A lime accordion-file handbag with pearl handle and tiny padlock

Life paperwork

Personal nonsense. Pearl handle.

MAKE ROBOT TRY

DEFINITION OF DONE

THIS GIFT IS COMPLETE WHEN

Mary has useful AI help she can actually keep using.

Not when Jonny finishes explaining it.

GOOD FORAI WORK DAY

One day to start. More days if useful. No course. No prompt engineering discourse. No thought leadership.

REDEEM
WHEN
ANNOYED ↗

VALID INDEFINITELY. NON-TRANSFERABLE. MAY RESULT IN FEWER TABS, MORE SYSTEMS, AND AN UNREASONABLE BELIEF THAT OTHER TASKS CAN ALSO BE DELEGATED. BATTERIES NOT INCLUDED. JONNY PROBABLY IS.

WITH LOVE FROM JONNY.